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So life in Alabama is somewhat different than in Orlando. How different? Cathy was setting up our utilities the other day. (Insert Southern drawl) It was REAL fancy and modern because it had an automated menu for assistance. Not much different until number four. It says, “Press four if you would like to report a missing, stolen, or dead animal.” That’s right. If you are missing an animal (might be a cow or dog), press four. If you have stolen and animal (might be a cat or a pig), press four. If you have a dead animal (might be a parakeet or a chicken), press four. For all other utility needs, press other numbers.

Welcome back home to Alabama THE beautiful.